Male Bashing
submitted by: KarenSue
What did God say after creating Adam....

Looking Good
submitted by: Chuckie
While her husband was lying down....

New Dad
submitted by: Chris
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby....

Breast Feeding Blond
submitted by: Marcus
A blonde woman is walking down the street...

Marry Again
submitted by: william
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly....

UNBELIEVABLE MATH
submitted by: AnnMarie
It is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you..

A Blonde Gets Locked Out
submitted by: Midnight
A blonde notices that she's locked her keys in the car...

Helping your Father
submitted by: Jamie
A clergyman walking down a country lane.....

Two Friends
submitted by: William
What is it: it weighs 500 pounds...

Gotcha
submitted by: midnight
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro .....

Preachers Challenge
submitted by: Suzie
There were three preachers and they all thought....

Duck & the Condom
submitted by: william
Two ducks go on their honeymoon....

Happily Ever After
submitted by: KarenSue
Mike was going to be married to Karen.....

The Amish Family
submitted by: Chris
An Amish boy and his father were in a fancy new mall...

Octopus
submitted by: RockyB
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm...

Irish Joke
submitted by: RockyB
"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub....

Easter Q & A's #1
submitted by: KarenSue
What do you call rabbits that marched .....

Nostalgia
submitted by: AnnMarie
Peter met Sharon in a nightclub.....

Accident
submitted by: Jamie
There was an engineer, manager and programmer

Three in the Jungle
submitted by: therapist
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were...

The Slow Driver
submitted by:
A police officer pulls over a slow moving car with a young blonde driver in it...

Help Wanted
submitted by: Jamie
The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody......

Adventures of a Car Sales
submitted by: midnight
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse.....

monkey joke
submitted by: robbieray
A nice clean joke 4 you

Signs you're a Mom
submitted by: Chuckie
You automatically double-knot everything you tie. ....

Top 10 least
submitted by: Marcus
"Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire"

Florida Style
submitted by: william
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s....

The Drunk and the Priest
submitted by: CarolAnn
A drunk man who smelled like alcohol sat down on a subway seat next to a priest...

Bill Clintons Clock
submitted by: KarenSue
A man was walking in the woods and came to a cottage....

Fridays in Hell
submitted by: William
One day a guy died and found himself in hell....

Safe to swim here?
submitted by: AnnMarie
While sports fishing off the Florida coast....

Blonde One Liners
submitted by: Chuckie
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

Dslexyia
submitted by: AnnMarie
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy....

Race Horses
submitted by: AnnMarie
Just after the biggest horse race of the year,,,,

Which End Up?
submitted by: Marcus
Yo mama so ugly....

Christian One Liners #1
submitted by: Chris
Don't let your worries get the best of you ....

Fluffy
submitted by: Babiigurl
Little Billy wanted to to take his dog Fluffy out.....

Archaeological Find
submitted by: Suzie
A team of archaeologists excavating in Israel came upon a...

Making Sandwiches
submitted by: Jamie
There's a young boy who is scared by thunderstorms....

#4 ways to annoy
submitted by: midnight
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie

Father & Son Huntung Trip
submitted by: pepperannsw
A father and son went hunting together for the first time.

Things Said in Court One
submitted by: Chris
These are 10 things people actually said in court...

Demetia Test
submitted by: Linda
Let's find out just how clever you really are...

A Man Goes To Heaven...
submitted by: alucard
A man dies suddenly and arrives in heaven and meets a his best friend...

Coffee Break
submitted by: AnnMarie
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee....

Bosses Wife
submitted by: KarenSue
Hung Chow calls in to work and says....

yo momma joke
submitted by: Slacka
yo momma so fat

Job interview
submitted by: Chris
A man went to apply for a job...

Busy Barber
submitted by: Chris
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop.....

Dead on Christmas
submitted by: therapist
Three men died on Christmas Eve...

Naughty naughty
submitted by: Chris
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying...

Yo Mamma
submitted by: KarenSue
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind people cry...

Age Activated ADD
submitted by: AnnMarie
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder...

Restaurant Dinner
submitted by: Marcus
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant...

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