30 Year Changes

Submitted by: RockyB

1974: Long hair     2004: Longing for hair

1974: KEG     2004: EKG

1974: Acid rock      2004: Acid reflux

1974: Moving to California because it's cool     2004: Moving to California because it's warm

1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor     2004: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1974: Seeds and stems     2004: Roughage

1974: Hoping for a BMW     2004: Hoping for a BM

1974: The Grateful Dead     2004: Dr. Kevorkian

1974: Going to a new, hip joint     2004: Receiving a new hip joint

1974: Rolling Stones     2004: Kidney Stones

1974: Being called into to the principal's office     2004: Calling the principal's office

1974: Screw the system     2004: Upgrade the system

1974: Disco     2004: Costco

1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut      2004: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1974: Passing the drivers' test      2004: Passing the vision test

1974: Whatever     2004: Depends