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Drug Dealers

Submitted by: KarenSue

Drug dealers... Refer to their clients as users.

Computer dealers... Refer to their clients as users.

Drug dealers... "The first one's free!"

Computer dealers... "Download a free trial version!"

Drug dealers... Have important Southeast Asian connections (to help move the stuff).

Computer dealers... Have important Southeast Asian connections (to help debug the code).

Drug dealers... Strange Jargon: "Stick," "Rock," "Dimebag," "E."

Computer dealers... Strange Jargon: "SCSI," "RTFM," "Java," "ISDN."

Drug dealers... Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.

Computer dealers... Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.

Drug dealers... Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.

Computer dealers... Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, faster machines.

Drug dealers... Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.

Computer dealers... Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.

Drug dealers... Their product causes unhealthy addictions.

Computer dealers... DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. 'Nuff said.

Drug dealers... Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.

Computer dealers... Damn. Damn! DAMN!

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