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Number 666 part 2

Submitted by: tallwill

29A....... Hexidecimal of the Beast

2.8235....... Log of the Beast

6.5913....... Ln of the Beast

1.738 x 10289....... Anti-Log of the Beast

00666....... Zip Code of the Beast

666@hell.org....... E-mail Address of the Beast

www.666.com....... Website of the Beast

1-666-666-6666....... Phone & FAX Number of the Beast

1-888-666-6666....... Toll Free Number of the Beast

1-900-666-6666....... Live Beasts, available now! One-on-one pacts! Only $6.66 per minute! [Must be over 18!]

666-66-6666....... Social Security Number of the Beast

Form 10666....... Special IRS Tax Forms for the Beast

66.6%....... Tax Rate of the Beast

6.66%....... 6-Year CD Interest Rate at First Beast Bank of Hell($666 minimum deposit, $666 early withdrawal fee)

$666/hr....... Billing Rate of the Beast's Lawyer

$665.95....... Retail Price of the Beast

$710.36....... Price of the Beast plus 6.66% Sales Tax

$769.95....... Price of the Beast with accessories and replacement soul

$656.66....... Wal-Mart Price of the Beast (next week $646.66!)

$55.50....... Monthly Payments for Beast, in 12 easy installments

Phillips 666....... Gasoline Used by the Beast (regular $6.66/gal)

Route 666....... Highway of the Beast (where he gets his kicks!)

Route 666....... Highway of the Beast (where he gets his kicks!)

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