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Alcohol not at work

Submitted by: KarenSue

1. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
2. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
3. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
5 Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
6. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
7. Everyone agrees they work better after they've had a couple of drinks.
8. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
9. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked. (depending of course on the boss).
10. It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union.
11. The janitor's closet will finally have a use.
12. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
13. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."
14. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common language.

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