The Amish & the Elevator
Submitted by: Suzie
An Amish boy and his father were in a fancy new mall for the first time in their lives. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but were especially impressed by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into the small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers abov e the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24 year old blonde stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son:
"Boy, go fetch your mother!"