Blondes in space
Submitted by: Chuckie
A Russian woman, an American woman, and a blonde woman are all taking a walk in the park, bragging about their country's achievements.
"We were the first in space!" said the Russian.
"We were the first on the moon!" said the American.
"Oh yeah, well we are going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American exchanged weird glances. "You can't land on the sun you idiot, you would burn!" said the Russian. "Why are blondes so dumb?" said the American. "We're not THAT stupid," said the blonde,
"We'll be going at night!"