The Burglar & the Parrot
Submitted by: William
A burglar was robbing a house when he suddenly heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!"
"Who's there?" The robber said. But no sound was heard.
So he kept going and he heard it again. "Jesus is watching you!"
He turned on his flashlight and he spotted a parrot. The name on the cage said "Moses."
"Now, what kind of idiot would name a bird Moses" said the robber to himself.
"The same idiot who named the rotweiler Jesus", said the parrot.