Submitted by: RockyB
A crusty old biker walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window "I want to open a damn checking account."
The shocked woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language will not be tolerated in this bank."
The teller storms away from the window the window and marches over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager assures the teller that she does not have to listen to such foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old biker, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 50 million dollars in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see , " says the manager, "and is this damn bitch giving you a hard time?"