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Cola Facts ???

Submitted by: Suzie

In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Cola in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Cola and it will be gone in two days

To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Cola into the toilet bowl and let it sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Cola removes stains from vitreous china.

To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Cola

To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Cola for sumptuous brown gravy

To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Cola into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield

For your information: The active ingredient in Cola is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.

To carry Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous Material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

The distributors of Cola have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

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