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The Cowboy and the Old Pioneer

Submitted by: william

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Old Pioneer
riding his pony along with a dog and a sheep and began
a conversation.

Says the Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
The Old Pioneer answers: "Are you crazy? That dog don’t talk."

So the Cowboy says "Hey dog, how's it going?"
The dog replies "I’m doin' alright."
The Old Pioneer looks on in shock.
Cowboy: "Is this Old Pioneer your owner?" pointing at the Old Pioneer.
Dog: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great
food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
The Old Pioneer looks on in total disbelief.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
The Old Pioneer answers: "Are you crazy? That horse don’t talk."

So the Cowboy says "Hey horse, how's it going?
Horse: "Cool."
The Old Pioneer has an extreme look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the Old Pioneer.
Horse: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed
to protect me."
The Old Pioneer looks on in utter amazement.

Then the Cowboy says "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

The Old Pioneer replies "No way! That Sheep’s a liar."

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