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Dear Dad...

Submitted by: kim2809

Dear Dad,

I know this may appear quite a cowardly way to break the news to you, but it was the only way I knew how. Ive left home, I'm not coming back and I'd appreciate it if you did not try and contact me. I have changed my telephone number and you'll never find me as I am leaving the area. The argument we had earlier made me truly understand the values in this family.

That's not all though. Shannon, my girlfriend, is pregnant. We're keeping the baby and intend to bring it up healthily, even if it is on the streets. It's a boy, we will call it David, after you, but do not want you to ever meet your grandson. I'm sorry.

Send my love to Mum and take care of yourself.
Goodbye,
From Scott

P.S. None of that's true, I'm actually at the cinema with Micky, will be home at 10 but just wanted you to understand that I'm not the worst son you could have had! (Sorry about the argument earlier)

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