Golf Definitions

Submitted by: Chuckie

Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swinging.

Oxymoron: an easy par three.

A hack: when your divot flies further than your ball.

Bad golfer: someone who can take strokes off his game only with an eraser.

Duffer: the only guy in the world who has an unplayable lie when he tees up.

Mexican hat dance: lots of spike marks around the hole.

In jail: deep in the trees with no shot out.

Worm burner: a shot going a long way on the ground.