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Driving Home from the Pub

Submitted by: William

Paddy, the famous Irishman, was driving home after downing a few pints at the local pub. He turned a corner and much to his horror he saw a tree smack dab in the middle of the road.

He swerved to avoid it, and almost too late, realized that there was yet another tree directly in his new path.

He swerved again and discovered that his drive home had turned into a terrifying slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.

Moments later he heard the sound of a police siren and brought his car to a stop.

Officer O'Brien approaches Paddy's car and asked him what on earth he was doing drivin' so erratically and Paddy started to tell his story of the terrifying trees in the road.

Suddenly Officer O'Brien stopped him mid sentence.

"Oh Fer Pete's sake, Paddy, that's yer air freshener hanging there!!"

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