Submitted by: Jamie
One day a dumb blonde was driving down a road surrounded by wheat fields. She is happily playing some music and singing along, when she sees another dumb blonde sitting in a row boat in the middle of a wheat field rowing the oars like she was in a lake.
The dumb blonde stops her car, gets out and angrily yells"What are you doing you stupid bitch!
You are the dumbist f***ing bitch I have ever seen, in fact, if I had a boat I'd come out there and kick your ass! "