Fairytale

Submitted by: Chris

The world's shortest fairytale........

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"

The guy said " No"

The girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank

martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook,

had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never
farted on.

The End