Halloween Jokes #4
Submitted by: Marcus
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...
What do ghouls eat for breakfast?
Ghost toasties with evaporated milk. (Thanks to Bobbi)