Halloween Jokes #6
Submitted by: Suzie
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher...
What does a cannibal get when he comes home late for dinner?
The cold shoulder... (Thanks to Kelli)
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his mother-in-law in the jungle?
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet... (Thanks to Annette)
What kind of car does a ghost drive?
What did the mother ghost say to her son?
Don't spook unless you are spooken to...