Halloween Jokes #7
Submitted by: KarenSue
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Why did the ghost pick his nose?
Because he had boogers... (Thanks to Pearline)
What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boojeans... (Thanks to Amanda)
Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on a coffinbreak...
What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone Appétit... (Thanks to Calvin)
What does a child monster call his parents?
Mummy and Deady...