The Hooker's Parrots
A woman bought two female parrots previously owned by a lady of the evening. When she got them home she was embarasses to discover that the only words the parrots could utter were, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?"
One day, she was talking to her Preacher about this. "Don't worry" He said "I have two male parrots that I have trained to pray and read the Bible constantly. I'm sure they will be a good influence on the two female parrots."
So they decided to put all four parrots together.
When they were united the female parrots immediately yelled at the male parrots, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?"
Suddenly one male parrot said to the other, "Put the Bible away! Our prayers have been answered!"