Submitted by: midnight
There is a chain gang and they are digging a treanch and one guy says to another,"Why does the boss man get to sit over there under the tree drinkin a mint julip while we are over here workin in the hot sun?"
The Second guy repliese,"I dont know; why dont you go ask him?" So the guy walks over and says, "Umm, boss man... why do you get to sit over here in the shade drinkin a mint julip while we are workin in the hot sun?"
The Boss man looks at him and says, "Its because of this thing called intelligence." The guy says,"intelli-what?" The boss man puts his hand on the tree and says
, "Watch, swing at my hand has hard as u can." The guy says,"No, ill hurt you and you'll punish me!" The Boss man laughs and says,"No i wont just do it."
The guy swings his hand as hard as he can and the boss man moves his hand at the last second. The guy walks back to his spot on the chain gang and continues working.
The second guy leans over and says,"What did he say?" The guy says,"He said it was a matter of this thing called intelligence." The second guy says," Intelli-what?" The first guy says,"Watch" he puts his hand infront of his face,"Swing at my hand as hard as you can."