Jesus and the Old Man
Submitted by: linacapuy
Jesus & St.Peter are at the gates of heaven, and it is a slow day, so Jesus turns to St. Peter and says,"Hey man, you mind if I take a quick smoke break?"
St. Peter replies,"No Jesus; go ahead and take your time!"
Down to the bottom of the stairway to heaven Jesus goes and lights up. After a few minutes, an old man comes walking up (arms flailing) crying,"My son, my son! Have you seen my son??"
Jesus tells the man,"Well sir, I know pretty much everyone here; so if you could just describe him to me; I can tell you if he's here or not."
The old man weeps,"The last time I saw my son; he had nails in his wrists and hands!" Stunned with hands clasped, Jesus turns to the old man and says,"FATHER?"
The old man throws his arms up and cries, "Pinnochio?!"