Submitted by: AnnMarie
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
Father O'Grady says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
And Mary says, "Oh, Father, I've got some horrible news. My husband Patrick passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. I'd like to pray for him. Tell me, Mary, did Patrick have any last request?"
She says, "Ah, that he did, Father. That he did."
"And what was his last request, my child? " The priest inquires.
"He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'