A Man and His Son
Submitted by: lozzy18
A man and his son were walking down the road in a funny sort of way. A policeman comes up to them and says "sorry if you don't mind don't walk like that it's dangerous"
The policeman walks off.
The man then says "dangerous? Wanker!"
His son then asks "Dad, what does wanker mean?" His dad replies "Oh it's just another word for policman"
When they get home, the man trips on the mat. He then says "Shit!"
His son asks "Dad what does shit mean?" His dad replies "Oh it's just another word for mat."
Next morning, the man is having a shave and he cuts himself. He then says "F*ck!" His son hears and asks "Dad, what does f*ck mean?" His dad replies "Oh it's just another word for shave."
Not long after, the doorbell rings. The man's son answer the door to a policeman.
The boy says "Hello Wanker, please wipe you feet on the shit, my dad's just having a f*ck upstairs."