A Man and a Woman
Submitted by: AnnMarie
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow presses into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man is embarrassed turns to her and says apologetically,
"Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She smiles sweetly and replies,
"Sir, if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."