Lady Orders a Burger
Submitted by: William
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"
The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!" Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and tosses it on the grill.
The old lady says, "That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!"
The counterman says, "Yeah? You should see him when he makes the doughnuts!"