The Old Man and The Punker
Submitted by: AnnMarie
An elderly man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.. He had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, blue, yellow and purple.
The old man just stared.
The young man said sarcastically, " What's the matter old timer, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied:
"Yeah, I got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I just thought you might be my son."