Submitted by: shaddow100
A man walks into a gun shop and asks to buy a gun. The salesmen hands a gun with a nice scope and says, "look at the top of that hill and see if you can see my house."
The man looks and replies, "Oh my God, not only can I see your house but your wife is having an affair!" The sales checks to comfirm what he says is true.
Instantly the salesmen is infuriated. He hands the man 2 bullets and the gun and says, "If you can shoot my wifes head off, and shoot that man's private part off I'll give you this gun for free."
The man agrees, aims and takes a shot. Then he hands the salesmen one of the bullets back and says,
"I only needed one shot."