Peaches for sale!
Submitted by: Hannahbanana
A spanish man has to take care of his brothers store, so he comes in and his brother is standing there waiting for him. He says to his brother, "If some one comes in, just say 10c each, fresh very fresh, and not today maybe tomorrow" So the brother leaves...
Then a little boy comes in and asks "Hey Mr. are these peaches for sale?" And he says "10c each!"
Then the little boys says "Are they fresh?" The man replies "fresh very fresh"
Then the kid says "Can i buy one?" and he says "not today maybe tomorrow". So the little boys leaves.
Then a rober comes in and says "Give me all your peaches." The man says "10 cents each!"
Then the rober says "are you being fresh with me?" and the man says "fresh very fresh."
Then the rober says " Hey! Do you want me to kill you?"
Then the man says "not today maybe tomorrow"...