The Pope and KFC
Submitted by: william
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. "That's rediculous!" said the Pope and declined the offer immediately.
2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined was offended and declined. A month later the man offered 100 million dollars. This time the Pope thinks it over finally accepts the offer. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope says, " I've got some good news and some bad news."
"The good news is that we have just received 100 million dollars from KFC for Catholic charities."
"What's the bad news?" asks one Cardinal.
Well, the bad news is that we've lost the Wonder Bread account!