Priest and Taxi Driver
Father O'Flannagan dies of old age. Upon entering St.Peter's gate, there is another man in front of him, waiting to go into heaven. St. Peter asks the man, "What is your name what did you accomplish during your life?".
The man responds "My name is Joey Piscatello, and I was a New York city Taxi driver for 14 years"
"Very well," says St. Peter, "Here is your silk robe and golden scepter. Now you may walk in the streets of Heaven."
St. Peter looks at the Father, and asks "What is your name and what did you accomplish?"
He responds, "I'm Father O'Flannagan, and have devoted the last 62 years to the Lord".
"Very well," says St. Peter, "Here is your cotton robe and wooden staff, you may enter."
"Wait a minute," says O'Flannagan, "You gave the taxi driver a silk robe and golden scepter. Why did I only get a cotton robe and wooden staff?"
"Well," St. Peter replied, "When you preached, everyone slept. When Joey drove his taxi, everyone prayed!"