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Said in Court Two

Submitted by: midnight

These are 10 things people actually said in court, word for word.

11. Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

12. Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

13. Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

14. Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

15. Q: Did he kill you?

16. Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

17. Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

18. Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

19. Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

20. Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

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