Scoundrels
Submitted by: William
Can you imagine working for a company
that has a little more than 500 employees
and has the following statistics!
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress and Senate.
The same group of clowns that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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