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Second Chance

Submitted by: SLEEPY_AS_HE

Three men are driving to a party. On the way they get into a crash and die and they go to heaven. God said i will give you another change at life. Jump off the cliff and yell what you wanna be and you will turn into it
The first guy goes
"I wanna be a eagle" and when he jumps off he flys away

The second guy goes
"I wanna be a wolf" and when he jumps off he hits the ground running

The third guys says how stupid those guys are turning into animals. I'm gonna be a rich man. So he starts running...

"I wanna be" and he trips on a rock and says

"o shit!!!!!!!!"

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