Sex & Tequilla
Submitted by: RockyB
A lady was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared. She looked up again and said,
"Never mind. I found one."