Submitted by: Jamie
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?
A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob !
Q. Why did the Irisman refuse to be a Jehovas Witness ?
A. Because he didn't see the accident ...
Q. How do you get a kleenex to dance ?
A. Blow a boogie into it.
Q. Why did the poof get fired from the job at the spermbank ?
A. He was caught drinking on the job ...
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?