The Elephant
Submitted by: midnight
Q: Why does the elephant wear pink tennis shoes?
A; They don't make white in his size.
Q: Why is the elephant floating down the river on his back with all four legs sticking up in the air?
A: So he won't get his pink tennis shoes wet.
Q: Why is the elephant wearing three pink tennis shoes and one yellow one?
A: He didn't lift his leg high enough.
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