The Elephant

Submitted by: midnight

Q: Why does the elephant wear pink tennis shoes?

A; They don't make white in his size.

Q: Why is the elephant floating down the river on his back with all four legs sticking up in the air?

A: So he won't get his pink tennis shoes wet.

Q: Why is the elephant wearing three pink tennis shoes and one yellow one?

A: He didn't lift his leg high enough.

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