Submitted by: KarenSue
A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee. From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window. A passenger standing near him asks:
Excuse me, why are you throwing pieces of paper out the window?
Iím chasing away the elephants
Chasing elephants? There arenít elephants in the city.
Well that means it's working!