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The Golden Mug

Submitted by: Sturgessoft

A man is drinking in his favourite bar and sees a golden beer mug hanging on the wall. He asks the bartender what it is for. The bartender replies: "Whoever wins that mug will get free beer for life at this bar." The man asks "How do you win the mug?"

The bar tender tells him that he must overcome three challenges that noone before has ever accomplished.

1. There is a man in the corner, so drunk that he can barely stand. You need to knock him out with a single punch so that he cannot drive home. Just 1 punch.

2. My rottweiler has a terrible toothache. You need to take it out to the back alley and pull out it's tooth.

3. There is an old lady in the corner and she has never slept with a man. You need to , you know.

The man thinks and says, "well I guess that it's worth free beer for life." He walks to the drunk in the corner, and knocks him clean out with a single punch. Then, he grabs the rottweiler and drags it out to the back alley. For an hour, all that can be heard is the dog moaning and wailing and growling. Finally, the man comes back in and says:

"Now where's the old lady with the toothache?

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