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The Sweet Duck

Submitted by: Suzie

A duck walked into a sweet shop and said to the clerk 'You got any crackers?' The clerk replied 'No this is a sweet shop' The duck left.

The next day the duck came back and said to the clerk 'You got any crackers?' The clerk replied 'No this is a freakin sweet shop, we don't sell freakin crackers!' The duck left.

The next day the duck came back and said to the clerk 'You got any crackers?' The clerk replied 'NO! If you ever ask me that again i'll get a hammer and nail your beak to the freakin wall!' The duck left.

The next day the duck came back and said to the clerk 'You got a hammer?' The clerk, looking confused replied 'no' The duck smiled and said 'You got any nails?' 'No' replied the clerk

At this the duck smiled even wider. 'You got any crackers?'

You decide is this one dumb duck or an extremely smart one?

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