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Yo Mamma

Submitted by: KarenSue

Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind people cry.

Yo mama's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw.

Yo mama's so fat, she only sees 90210 on the scale.

Yo mama's so stupid, at the bottom of the job application where it said, "Sign here," she put Scorpio.

Yo mama's so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama's a carpenter's dream. Flat as a board and easy to nail.

Yo mama's so short, she could commit suicide by jumping off the curb.

Yo mama's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.

Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo mama's so smelly, she made Speed Stick slow down.

Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't need the internet, she's already world wide.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama's so skinny, she swallowed an M&M and she looked 6 months pregnant.

Yo mama's like a taxi, everyone gets a ride.

Yo mama's so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her what she was doing and she said, "Moving."

Yo mama's so ugly, she makes Michael Jackson look like a supermodel.

Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and she died.

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