Yo momma jokes
Submitted by: RockyB
Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"
Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.
Yo mamma's cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house.
Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.