Executive into Bubba
Submitted by: JimW
Yes, that's me on the left, two years ago, and me on the right, today.
How did it happen?
Well, I was an investment banker. I was at the top of my career. I was on my way to a business conference in Atlanta,and took a back road. The sheriff stopped me for speeding. He told me he didn't like uppity "suits" breaking the law.
He put me in jail for two years. He took away my Porsche, my Armani pinstriped suit, my $100 tie, my Gucci wingtips, my cell phone, my Rolex, my briefcase, my cufflinks, my wallet - even the Brooks Brothers socks off my feet. They kept me in the cell and made me eat junk food and watch NASCAR.
I lost my job and my wife left me for my business partner.
She got the house.
So I ended up here in the backwoods, broke, working as a grease monkey: the only job I could get.
So take my advice: never get a backwoods sheriff mad at you...and if you do, don't wear a suit and tie.