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Phunny Physics
submitted by: Chuckie
Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram...

Respect A Marriage
submitted by: Suzie
A couple has been married for 50 years and are celebrating..

Books Never Found
submitted by: William
124 Simple Exercises For the Teeth....

Christmas at the Pearly Gates
submitted by:
Sadly, three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven...

Why I'm Tired
submitted by: therapist
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep...

Famous Stars
submitted by: Chris
Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action movie..

Last Request
submitted by: AnnMarie
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday.....

Naked Gambler
submitted by: Chris
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table...

Florida Style
submitted by: william
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s....

Two Irishmen
submitted by: Jamie
Two Irishmen were walking home ......

Weight Loss Program
submitted by: KarenSue
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact...

Halloween Jokes #6
submitted by: Suzie
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school

Washing the Dog
submitted by: midnight
A young boy, about eight years old......

Two New Friends
submitted by: Marcus
Two new friends were sitting around talking.....

Football Math Test
submitted by: Chris
A football coach walked into the locker room...

Obviously Not Jewish
submitted by: AnnMarie
One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish friend..

Sick Husband
submitted by: Chris
Her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma .....

Easter Q & A's #1
submitted by: KarenSue
What do you call rabbits that marched .....

Not So Bright
submitted by: AnnMarie
One day there were three builders sitting on a ledge...