Great quotes #1
submitted by: William

"If you ever see me getting beaten by the police....
Funny Puns
submitted by: AnnMarie

Two vultures boarded a plane,..
Best Drunk
submitted by: midnight

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover .....
The Fishing Trip
submitted by: William

Honey I have been asked to go fishing...
Race Horses
submitted by: AnnMarie

Just after the biggest horse race of the year,,,,
More than 100%
submitted by: RockyB

We often hear when a worker is praised that they "give more
Irish Potatoes
submitted by: Jamie

An aging man lived alone in Ireland....
Old Geezer Gets Married
submitted by: KarenSue

The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife...
Gates vs Ford
submitted by: Chris

The story goes that Bill Gates reportedly compared....
Redneck Wreck
submitted by: bong_man

a regular person yells oh crap right when he gets in a wreck...
The Football Dog
submitted by: midnight

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog....
The Doctor
submitted by: William

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room..
Doctors Life #3
submitted by: Marcus

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news...
Helping your Father
submitted by: Jamie

A clergyman walking down a country lane.....
Two Friends
submitted by: Jamie

it weighs 500 pounds, it provides heat during the winter...
3 Girls Go Camping
submitted by: William

One day three women went camping......
submitted by: midnight

Three duffers were out golfing...
Right thing to Say
submitted by: therapist

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after...
Marry Me??
submitted by: Chris

Would you Please Marry Mr??