Bob, an extremely wealthy 70-something-year-old widower, showed up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde.
She's a complete knockout with her youthful sex appeal and charm , and she hangs on Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club were all shocked and amazed.
Finally they cornered alone him and asked him, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replied, "That's no Girlfriend. She's my wife!"
They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "That's amazing. How'd you convince her to marry you?"
Bob said, "It was easy! I lied about my age."
"What did you do? Tell her you were only 50?", one friend responded.
Bob smiled devilishly and said, "Nope, I told her I was 90."
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