Adam and Eve
Submitted by: cessna0913
Back in the creation of time, Adam was very happy in the garden of eden. He was surrounded by fruit, great landscape, trees, animals, flowers, and everything else that he could ever ask for. However, he did become lonley.
Adam decided it was time to turn to God.
"God, I'm very grateful for all that you have given me but I am very lonley."
"Then I shall grant you a 'woman.' Someone who will cook for you every day, rub your feet at night, and be the most perfect companion that one could ask for."
"O master of the universe, how do I get this 'woman'?
"You must sacrifice one arm, one leg, and one testicle."
"Well in that case, what do I get for one rib...?"