Submitted by: Chris
A Man walked into a restaurant on Mars which specializes in human brains. He found a table and seated himself. A waiter came to serve him not too long after.
He read off the specials. "Today we have Engineer Brains, Doctor Brains, and Lawyer Brains. Would you care for any?"
"Er...How much are the Engineer Brains?"
"5 dollars an ounce."
The man thought to himself that this was a reasonable price because Engineers were pretty smart.
Then he asked the alien "Doctor's Brains?"
"10 dollars an ounce."
Again the man thought that this was a fair price considering the schooling Doctors have to go through.
"Ok, what about the Lawyers?"
"That'd be 100 dollars an ounce."
The man was dumbfounded at this and asked the alien waiter why Lawyers brains were so expensive in contrast to the Doctor's brains and the Engineer's Brains.
The alien replied, "Do you realize how many Lawyers we have to kill for one ounce of Brain??"