Clinton and Bush
Submitted by: Jamie
Before the 2001 inauguration of George Dubya Bush, he and Laura were invited by the Clintons to a get-acquainted tour of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, Dubya asked Bill Clinton if he could use the executive bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's private bathroom, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal!
In the afternoon, George whispered to his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal, too. But I wouldn't do something that self-induligible!"
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary , she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery in the bathroom.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled and said,
"Bill, I think I found out who pissed in your saxophone."