Submitted by: Suzie
A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders 10 shots of tequila.
The bartender pours the shots and asks the man if he is feeling OK. The man responds by saying that he is fine and hes actually celebrating his first blowjob. He then knocks back all 10 shots one after the other.
The bartender says to the man, "Hey, since it was your first blowjob, let me buy you another shot."
The man replies
"No, no... if 10 shots of tequila doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."